What sick minds could invent such a liquid. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. Not working according to plan.ĭAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. must try this on their bed.ĭAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.ĭAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.ĭAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
These diary entries perfectly encapsulate what’s going on inside a cat’s mind - they’re hilarious!ĭAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. Sometimes, actually, they can be downright mean. It can take a cat a while to warm up with a human, and even then you’re never really sure what they’re thinking. Cats can sometimes withholding their affection.
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